Jam-packed

Since I'm super lazy, let's make this entry short and quick just for the sake of remembering all that has happened the last two days.

1. Dana's high school graduation: Rushed to the church because we were late (what else is new), Liatrice spilling water all over herself and Dana's mom (what else is new), Dana coming out looking beautiful as ever (what is new), she parties on top of a truck with her class, she was the only one who really knew how to party, they spray beer all over each other, the rest of us go to Dana's house to eat all her food and drink all her wine, chocolate-dipped strawberries were BOMB, mini shisha sesh, left for the Nicki concert.

2. Nicki Minaj concert: ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER WITNESSED IN MY LIFE. Words will never do this experience justice. Danced and partied hardcore until heat suffocated my breathing, until I was dehydrated, and until I couldn't feel my feet. Surprised when the first real song she opened up with was Did it on 'em (OMG OMG). Liatrice receiving Whip It booty shorts from the stage (let's just pretend Nicki threw them herself). Sucked that there was no encore though. But whatever! She killed it. It's barbie, bitch. On to the next party!

3. Last minute plans to go clubbing at Sommar: We were excited to see this place that supposedly had 7 floors of music. We stood in line, but quickly breezed through it ;) (Thanks to Dana), disappointed to only see ONE floor, with 4 rooms of crappy music. We stayed in one room that played hiphop but the DJ was terrible. Bars were unequipped, which ended up in having only one Malibu shot - which costed me what felt like a fortune. Incredibly crowded dance floor where we were constantly being pushed and shoved. We ended up leaving early and walked to McDonalds. I had coke, fries, and mooched off of Liatrice's nuggets. Sitting down for a long period of time felt AMAZING for my feet; those bad boys walking, dancing, jumping and suffering in heels the whole day.

Then the night finally ended when we all grabbed cabs to go home. Highlight of the night: Ax starting to dance with a girl who kept bumping into us... SIKE, then grabbing the top of her head and pushing it down and away. Dude has balls.

For today, we went to Dana's place again for her brother's birthday: Ate loads of food, had lots of laughs, African kid killing it on the dance floor with the rest of the kids trying to follow his every move. Cute kids everywhere. Balloons popping everywhere. Good times. Now time for Heat and Celtics game 7, then Pacquiao fight! It all starts now at 2:30am. It's gonna be a long night!!

Ps. This didn't turn out as short as I had meant for it to lol oh well.